Monday, November 9, 2009
A Nice Trip
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Sunday, November 8, 2009
Child is the Father of Man
1.TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America ....
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
2.TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
3.TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D- I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
4.TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
5.TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
6.TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is ..
TEACHER: No, Millie ..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
7.TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
8.TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
2.TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
3.TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D- I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
4.TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
5.TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
6.TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is ..
TEACHER: No, Millie ..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
7.TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
8.TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
Stay Chill
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I Quit Drinking
This particular joke won an award for the best joke competition Organized in Britain:
A man walks into a bar in Londonand ordered 3-glasses of beer and sits in the backyard of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.
When he finishes, he comes back to the bar counter and orders 3 more. The bartender asks him, “You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in the glass; it would taste better if you buy one at a time.” The man replies, “Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Dubai, the other in Canada and I’m here in London. When they left home, we promised that we’ll drink this way to remember the days when we drank together.”
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom and leaves it there. The man became a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He order 3-Beers and drinks them in turn. One day, he came in and ordered only 2-Beers All the other regulars notice and fall silent.
When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, “I don’t want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my sincere condolences on your great loss.”
The man looked confused for a moment, then he laughs.... “Oh, no,” he, said, “Everyone’s fine - both my brothers are alive”. The only thing is I just quit drinking...! !!
A man walks into a bar in Londonand ordered 3-glasses of beer and sits in the backyard of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.
When he finishes, he comes back to the bar counter and orders 3 more. The bartender asks him, “You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in the glass; it would taste better if you buy one at a time.” The man replies, “Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Dubai, the other in Canada and I’m here in London. When they left home, we promised that we’ll drink this way to remember the days when we drank together.”
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom and leaves it there. The man became a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He order 3-Beers and drinks them in turn. One day, he came in and ordered only 2-Beers All the other regulars notice and fall silent.
When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, “I don’t want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my sincere condolences on your great loss.”
The man looked confused for a moment, then he laughs.... “Oh, no,” he, said, “Everyone’s fine - both my brothers are alive”. The only thing is I just quit drinking...! !!
Grab your Holiday Frame
Hello Friends, Happy to meet you all again with an interesting article. We all knew that eye gears have become a familiar stuff nowadays. Erstwhile the usage of eyeglasses was limited and they were used to overcome the difficulties which many of us face while performing some task. They are nothing but the prescription glasses. But the trend has got totally changed now and we have got wide varieties of eye glasses which can be used for style as well as for the power. Nowadays the usage of holiday frames and the eyeglasses have become a part of attire used by students and teenagers. I am sure that everyone could not afford all this kinds of fashionable eyeglasses because of their cost.
But now, I am very glad to inform you all that every one of us can buy an eyeglass which suits our outfit without thinking about the cost. The reason is that, now we have got many varieties of eyeglasses at Zennioptical. The surprise is that, even they offer eye gears at a cost range starting from $8. They have got dissimilar patterns of eye glasses which include Children Frames, Holiday Frames, Rimless Frames, Half Rim Frames and more.
Zennioptical offer holiday frames at extraordinary styles and stunning colors. The one which you all see above is one among them. As you see Plastic Full-Rim Frame eyeglass has got skating in the open air with a panorama of snowfall and trees which adds an additional beauty to the frame. Hurry up; you are just a clack away. Start collecting the eye gears now and make others to dream about you by giving yourself cool outfit.
A Security Tip
If you should ever be forced by a robber to withdraw money from an ATM machine, you can notify the police by entering your
Pin number in reverse order.
For example if your pin number is 1234 then you would put in 4321.
The ATM recognizes that your pin number is backwards from the ATM card you placed in the machine.
The machine will still give you the money you requested, but unknown to the robber, the police will be immediately dispatched to help you.
This information was recently telecasted on TV and it states that it is seldom used because people don't know it exists.
Utilize the stuff which we have nearby instead of searching for anything which never persist.
Pin number in reverse order.
For example if your pin number is 1234 then you would put in 4321.
The ATM recognizes that your pin number is backwards from the ATM card you placed in the machine.
The machine will still give you the money you requested, but unknown to the robber, the police will be immediately dispatched to help you.
This information was recently telecasted on TV and it states that it is seldom used because people don't know it exists.
Utilize the stuff which we have nearby instead of searching for anything which never persist.
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